His middle name is Iain
To the tune of 7 Nation Army Michael Iain Mancienne, Michael Iain Mancienne, Michael Iain Mancienne, Michael Iain Mancienne, Michael Iain Mancienne, Michael Iain Mancienne...
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better audio version of this classic added)
Hello, Hello We Are the Chelsea Boys Chant
Another classic and makes a good ringtone.